http://theburgergirl.com/ - The girls’ outfits vary here from girl to girl. They have their choice of black or white tight-fitting tanks or tees with shorts. The food can be hit or miss, but the drinks are strong and the prices are good.
http://www.honeyshackdallas.com/ - Black, midriff jogging tops and black mini-skirts are the order of the day. The girls are great and work hard for the money. The food here is a step above some of the others on this list and the prices are a tad higher, with their top steak, a 10 oz. tenderloin, breaking the thirty dollar mark. One cool thing here, each booth has its own TV!
http://www.hooters.com/ – The one that started it all! With over 450 titillating Hooters locations, one can get a glimpse of tightly trussed ta-tas almost anywhere. They still have some of the best wings around, even if their average size has diminished in recent years. Don’t worry Hooters; it happens to all of us!
http://www.tiltedkilt.com/ – Aye, Lassie - Plaid never looked so good! Short pleated skirts with matching bra-like bikini tops and everything else that a guy could ask for in a sports bar. Five Texas locations and growing fast. Fairly standard bar/pub fare with a good number of specialty drinks.
http://www.twinpeaksrestaurant.com/ - Seven North Texas locations make it easy to find some peaks to climb in your area. They’re awfully hard to miss in those flannel, plaid, tied-tops and little short-shorts. Home-style cooking with a nice sandwich selection with twenty-nine degree draft beer - apparently it’s a bit nippy at the top of those peaks!
Most wives and girlfriends have a problem with their men going to strip clubs, but breastaurants are fairly innocuous and are an indulgence for the boys, without much fear of repercussions. Hundreds of dollars (in singles) don’t mysteriously vanish from the bank account and lipstick seldom shows up on collars. Guys get their sports and fried food fix and get to pretend that their waitresses think that they’re cute. They feel like they got away with something and their egos are stroked, the wives don’t worry, and the girls and restaurants make money. American Capitalism at it’s fun-loving best! So, grab a pair… of beers, stimulate the… economy, order some wings, and let the good times roll!